Competition Archive

07/01/04 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 1
12/01/04 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 2
02/02/04 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 3
09/11/04 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 4
23/02/07 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 5
05/06/08 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 6
27/03/09 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 7
21/08/13 Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 8

Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 1

Who is the odd one out and why:-

Einstein, Safka, Marx and Livingstone.

Submissions by midnight January 11th

Prize is a £2.00 book token

Charlie

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it doe snot count
  2. Only one submission per person
  3. There may be other odd ones out in addition to the answer I am looking for but tough luck only my answer counts
  4. Prize goes to first correct entry I receive
  5. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award the prize to the first wrong answer I received
  6. My rulings are final as really I am a power crazed monster
And the outcome ...

 

Thanks for all the answers – some very amusing, I shall recycle the jokes and pretend they are mine.

Many of you got the right person Melanie Safka.

BUT no one got the reason:-

Karl Marx, David Livingstone and Albert Einstein all appear on the cover of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by Peter Blake

Melanie of course sang about Alexander beetle. Now did you expect the answer to be anything other than tenuous?

Hmmmmmm what shall I spend my £2.00 voucher on ………………

Charlie


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 2

An easier one this time. Which is the odd one out and why:-

Frankfurt, Rye, Brugge and Baghdad

Submissions by midnight Sunday 18th Jan

Prize is a £2.00 book token

Charlie

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it does not count
  2. Only one submission per person the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why
  3. There may be other odd ones out in addition to the answer I am looking for but tough luck only my answer counts
  4. Prize goes to first correct entry I receive
  5. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award the prize to answer that make me laugh the most
  6. My rulings are final as I am the only sensible one amongst us
  7. Let me know if you don’t want to be included in future competitions or if you have been sent this twice
And the outcome ...

 

So still no right answers!!!

Frankfurt, Rye and Baghdad all appear in the titles of books by Agatha Christie. Of course Brugge is Belgian as was Hercules Poirot……..

Charlie


 


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 3

A really easy one this time. Which is the odd one out and why:-

Cooke, Gaye, Lennon, Meek

Submissions by midnight Sunday 8th Feb

Prize is a £2.00 book token

Charlie

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it does not count
  2. Only one submission per person, the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why – currently I am allowing submissions from Meg the dog but I am not entirely convinced she is a Bone Fides competitor and may change this ruling
  3. There may be other odd ones out in addition to the answer I am looking for but tough luck only my answer counts
  4. Prize goes to the first correct entry I receive
  5. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award the prize to the 7th wrong answer I receive.
  6. All rulings by me are open to discussion debate and criticism – I shall however ignore it all
  7. Let me know if you don’t want to be included in future competitions or if you have been sent this twice
And the outcome ...

 

No one got it – special mention to Jan who was not far out and Martin with the answer that amused me the most “……cooke, gaye & lennon are all dead and under the earth whereas the meek will inherit the earth…. ”

They were all shot dead BUT Joe Meek shot himself (after shooting his landlady).

Charlie


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 4

Ok so no one has struck lucky so far so I’m upping the stakes. £20.00 book token for the winner and you have a month to find the answer.

Which is the odd one out and why:-

Don Knotts, Charles Darwin, Carson Robinson and Jan Adams

Submissions by midnight Thursday 9th December

Charlie

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it does not count
  2. Only one submission per person, the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why – I have decided to disallow submissions from Meg the dog.
  3. There may be other odd ones out in addition to the answer I am looking for but tough luck only my answer counts
  4. Prize goes to the first correct entry I receive
  5. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award the prize to the answer that makes me laugh the most irrespective of whether it is right or not.
  6. All rulings by me are open to discussion and debate – I shall however ignore it all
  7. Let me know if you don’t want to be included in future competitions or if you have been sent this twice
And the outcome ...

 

No one got it. There’s something fishy about the answer.

Don Knotts played Henry Limpet in the film The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964):-
http://www.donknotts.tv/top-5-don-knotts-movies-of-all-time/

Charles Darwin was famous as an expert on Barnacles long before he published The Origin of Species:-
http://www.aboutdarwin.com/timeline/time_06.html#0050

Carson Robinson is credited as having written the lyrics of Barnacle Bill the Sailor and sang it:-
http://www.ibiblio.org/folkindex/b04.htm#Barbiths

Jan Adams is the editor of The Belcarra Barnacle :-
http://www.belcarra.ca/vob-barnacle.htm

Thus Don Knott is the odd one out as he connected to limpets not barnacles


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 5

I have extended the number of people on this list. If you object to being included, my apologies and if you want to be removed from the list let me know.

Ok it’s been 2½ years since my last challenge. It’s the same format as before but I reckon easier unless you don’t have access to a computer but hey how did you get this then?

Who is the odd one out and why:-
Percy Sillitoe, 1st Baron Hore-Belisha, John Houlding and Ron Wynn

Submissions by midnight Sunday 18th March 2007.

Prize is a £15.00 book token or the equivalent in foreign. Charlie :>)€

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it does not count
  2. Only one submission per person, the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why – I am still disallowing submissions from Meg the dog – serve you right Meg shouldn’t be such a smarty paw.
  3. Sara has to enter her submission by post as she called me “… mio amico pazzacchione, capellone, …” when I sent her Competiton 4. Be Warner Sara mad old hippies have long memories and enjoy revenge
  4. There may be other odd ones out in addition to the answer I am looking for, so what?
  5. Prize goes to the first correct entry I receive. In the event no one guesses it, so far the most likely outcome, then I shall award a £5.00 token to the entry that makes me laugh the most
  6. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award the prize to the first entry that was submitted whether it was right or wrong
  7. The real winners will be able to have the satisfaction of a job well done even if they are unfairly deprived of the prize
  8. All rulings by me are final and will be used to give me ample opportunity to poke fun at people
And the outcome ...

 

Hi All We have a winner. Stand up Paul Cooper and take a bow. The odd one out was John Houlding. Please no begging letters to Paul now he has become a man of substance.

Percy Sillitoe – Chief Constable of Glasgow introduced the familiar black and white check worn by the police. Often referred to as Sillitoe tartan.

1st Baron Hore-Belisha – UK Transport Minister rewrote the Highway Code and was responsible for the introduction of two innovations which led to a dramatic drop in road accidents: the driving test and the Belisha Beacon on the Black and White Zebra Crossings, named after him by the public.

Ron Wynn – Prolific writer on the blues and all related issues. Wrote a famous book called Black, White, and Blue.

So we are left with John Houlding, once manager of Liverpool FC, hence Red and White Charlie


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 6

It’s been over a year since the last one. The reason is that I have had to save up for the prize, I had a good mind to leave Paul Cooper out this time as I don’t really want to have anyone win but compassion got the better of me. I have added some new names to the list, so if you object to being included, my apologies and if you want to be removed from the list let me know.

Just a slight variation on the previous format, this competition could be solved even by those that don’t have a computer, I doubt the internet will be very helpful this time but I’m not sure. So here goes:

In the following sentence which word is the odd one out and why:-

“Have meal in car light.”

Submissions by midnight Sunday 22nd June 2008.

Prize is a £30.00 book token or the equivalent in foreign.

Charlie :>)€

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it does not count.
  2. Only one submission per person, the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why – I don’t think Meg the dog stands a chance with this one so I shall ignore her.
  3. There may be other odd ones out and reasons in addition to the answer I am looking for but I want mine.
  4. Prize goes to the first correct entry I receive. In the event no one guesses it, so far the most likely outcome (except for that dratted Paul), then I shall award a £5.00 token to the entry that makes me laugh the most.
  5. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award a prize to each entry.
  6. All rulings by me are final and will be used to give me ample opportunity to poke fun at people.
And the outcome ...

 

Sorry it’s taken so long to get back to you all on this. I was away and then work was busy and I then realised there was so much personal stuff to do. So a quick note.

Sadly no one got it this time, I was surprised with all those nimble thumbs out there. There were a number of good suggestions but the answer is:-

“light” because all the other have alternatives when you enter them on fast text using SMS.

Have – gate, gave, hate, gaud
Meal – neck
In – go, hm, ho
Car – cap, bar, bap

Charlie


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 7

OK 9 months since the last one. Have a go at this one, the easiest yet:-
Consider these three:- Saint Nicholas the Passion Bearer Fritz Hollmann Richard Buckland
What fourth person links them together and why? Submissions by midnight Sunday 26th April 2009.
Prize is a £30.00 book token or the equivalent in foreign and for those living on the UK mainland a tin of Tesco’s Corned Beef. If you would prefer not to be included, my apologies and if you want to be removed from the list let me know.

Charlie :>)€

 

Rules:-

  1. Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office when you sent it does not count.
  2. Only one submission per person, the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why – I haven’t heard from Meg the dog for a long time I hope she’s OK.
  3. There may be other linking names and reasons in addition to the answer I am looking for but I want mine.
  4. Prize goes to the first correct entry I receive. In the event no one guesses it, then I shall award a £10.00 token to the entry that makes me laugh the most.
  5. In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall award a mystery prize to every entry made.
    All rulings by me are final and will be used by the current government to construct a recovery plan for the current financial crises
  6. If in the intervening 9 months any of you have become a senior banking executive then I shall expect a lump sum in recognition of the entertainment I have provided for people over these long years with this competition which by the way is rapidly becoming an international institution.
And the outcome ...

 

Blast this will break the bank! Mentioned in despatches are Barry Kilgariff, Derek Girling and Paul Cooper who all got the answer but the winner is Tim Arnoild and the tin of corned beef is on it’s way …

.. what oh yes the voucher too I supposed :>{€

The person who links the three is Professor (Sir) Alec Jeffreys, the discoverer of DNA fingerprinting.

Saint Nicholas the Passion Bearer – aka Tsar Nicholas II – his bones were identified by DNA fingerprinting.
Fritz Hollmann aka Josef Mengele – his remains were identified by DNA fingerprinting.
Richard Buckland – first man to be proved innocent by genetic fingerprinting.


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Charlie’s Occasional Competition Number 8

Can you believe it is’ been over 4 years since the last one of these. How have you all coped with the constant anticipation?

I have a lovely list of names for you this time; which one is the odd one out? I reckon it’s quite hard this time, the last one was too easy, someone got it right:-

John Barrowman
Mo Farrah
Charles II
Melinda Messenger
Ainsley Harriott

The prize goes to the first correct entry I receive. In the event no one guesses it, then I shall award a £10.00 token to the entry that makes me laugh the most. The prize is a £30.00 Amazon token or the equivalent in some foreign rubbish and more importantly for those living in the Northern Hemisphere a signed copy of a photograph of me.

I’ve added quit a few names on this list this time around. If you would prefer not to have been included, my apologies and if you want to be removed from the list let me know. Rules as usual are below.

Charlie :>)€

Rules:-

Dates and times are taken from received attributes on your e-mail here at my office, when you sent it does not count.
Only one submission per person, the answer must offer the odd one out and the reason why. I fear for Meg the dog.
There may be other legitimate answers other than the answer I am looking for but I want mine, so there.
In the very unlikely event of a tie I shall move to Slough and disappear from view.
All rulings by me are FINAL, with a family like mine trying to be a control freak has proved to be very frustrating so this is my one and only chance to be in charge.
There was no lump sum from any senior banking executives after the last competition, I understand why, I failed completely to realise how desperate things are for senior banking staff. I only hope that are any of you left that can afford e-mail so you can enjoy this wonderful entertainment opportunity I have created for the world.

And the outcome ...

Well, as Firefox sometimes says to me, “This is embarrassing” I can’t locate the e-mail thread on this competition and <RedFace> I can’t remember the answer!!!!</RedFace>


 

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